Archive for August, 2010

Using the Wrong Tool

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

The speedometer of my scooter is broken.  I’m not exactly sure what happened. One day it was working, and the next day it wasn’t.  Using my brilliant mechanical skills, I stared intently at the front wheel assembly where I’m convinced the speedometer connection is.  Nothing happened.  It’s still broken.  I’ve continued to ride my scooter, using my tachometer and the speed of neighboring cars to tell me about what speed I’m going.  The only problem is I’m using the wrong tool for the wrong job.  We all do it, don’t we?  We’re too lazy to go get the screwdriver from the garage, so we pull out a kitchen knife to tighten or remove a screw.  Sometimes we end up twisting so hard, we cause damage to the end of the knife…Gee honey, it looks like the garbage disposal got another knife…**shake head sadly**.    We use any large heavy item we can find as a hammer… the heel of a shoe, the handle of a knife (the garbage disposal gets blamed again), a rock, a book, a bottle, the handset of a phone, and sometimes even our hands (although after the third or fourth time getting stitches we learn that’s not the best choice).  Instead of using a ladder we will stand precariously on an unstable chair, or climb on a table, or a stool, or one of our children.  We won’t reach across the kitchen for a pot holder, instead we will try a dish towel, or a wad of paper towels, or just bare hand it (what’s 375 degrees for 30 seconds?).  We grab an old stick instead of a paint stirrer, and wonder why there’re pieces of bark in the paint.  We don’t want to get a wash cloth to clean our child’s face, so we lick our fingers and smear the dirt around with a little saliva.  No napkin?  That’s what socks are for!

We all tend to do it at one time or another.  We expect something to do a job it wasn’t meant to do.  We can do it in our faith journey also.  We get busy with work, or play, or to-do lists, and we forget to spend any time in prayer or personal Bible study.  So we shoot a 5-second prayer up at heaven in between things, and we expect it to be good enough.  We are supposed to love and forgive others, but we figure as long as we can cut them out of our lives so we never have to deal with them again, we’re good to go.  We are supposed to share our faith, but we hope that living a “Christian life” will be sufficient for those heathens (I mean) neighbors near us to be convicted of their sin and seek God’s grace found in Jesus Christ.  We are supposed to help for the poor, so rather than throw away that swelling can of kippered herring in mustard, we take it to church for the food pantry and feel we’ve done our part for the suffering of the world.  Like Tiny Tim, we cry out, “God bless us, everyone!”

James 2:22 says But be doers of the word, and not merely hearers who deceive themselves.  Jesus told us that following and living His teachings was like building our house with a solid foundation rather than a weak one.  I don’t think we will ever stop trying to take shortcuts when it comes to the mundane parts of our lives.  Knives will always double as screwdrivers, and dish towels as hot pads, but shouldn’t we give God more than the least we can do?  Let us choose to live our faith in word and deed.  Do me a favor though; don’t explain to Cindy how the BBQ stain got on my socks.  Thanks!

Chad

Stain Remover

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

I have a physical grace and dexterity quite unlike any people I know.  I can trip over things that can only be seen through an electron microscope.  The rotation of the earth causes me to lose my balance.  Gravitational pull from the moon and other celestial bodies sometimes cause my arms and legs to move in surprising ways.  My handwriting is decipherable only by well versed in hieroglyphics.  I’m not saying I’m a klutz but, I’m one of those people who can throw themselves on the floor…and miss.  There are times I think I should wear safety goggles when I scratch my nose….just in case.  Because of this amazing nimbleness, it is easy to tell what I have eaten that day by simply looking at what’s on my shirt.  My favorite foods can be discerned by the stains in the carpeting where I usually sit.  I can get grass stains on my pants without ever going near grass.  I am a walking mess.

Thankfully, there are soaps, cleansers and stain removers.  In spite of my getting ketchup on nearly every piece of clothing I own, the stains have been removed.  Thanks to hard and diligent work by my wife, I don’t have a collection of random discolorations on my favorite clothes.  She and modern chemistry have helped me look good, even after I drop that chocolate fudge ice cream on my white cotton shirt.  Ahh, the joys of modern living!  I have to confess my legendary agility is not the only cause of staining.  I tend to get my soul stained on a regular basis as well.  You see, I get impatient, irritated, and irascible (I’ve always wanted to use that word).  I fuss and fume over meaningless stuff.  I think way more highly of myself than I ought.  There are times I don’t love God with all that I am.  I don’t keep God first in my life….sometimes I think He’s not even in the top ten.  I am a poser…a fraud…an imposter.  I am a sinner.  But thankfully God has an answer to pitiful people like me.  It’s called grace.  We call it amazing grace sometimes.  It works better at removing the stains and signs of failure than any other cleaner out there.  In spite of who I am and how I am, God has chosen to love me (go figure).  He has chosen to grant me not only mercy…but grace.  When Jesus died on the cross, my sins, errors, mistakes, transgressions, and failures were paid for.  The stains of life were washed away.  Isaiah puts it this way, Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. (1:18)

As for my dexterity, I’m still a danger to any fabric that comes within 20 feet of me.  I still stumble and fall.  I still should use the butter knife rather than a steak knife, for the safety of everyone at the table.  But my internal stains and failures, though many and varied, are washed away.  I stand before you a klutz of epic proportions…but forgiven and redeemed by the grace of God.

Chad